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Extensions and Plug-ins That Should Be Created But Haven’t Been Yet
Here’s a challenge for some gifted and ambitious programmers looking to make positive contributions to the world of WordPress. I’ve had three ideas lately that I think would be really useful for WordPress users. AdSense Auto-Extender for Sidebar Web-Wide Comment Tracker WordPress Info-Wiki AdSense Auto-Extender for Sidebar Some people treat ads like they were wallpaper, [...]
Mixes in the Making: Mix 1: Doom Pop!
Mixes in the Making: Series Intro I’m always picking up on musical or lyrical themes that cross over between songs by different artists. I’ll often think of three or four songs that would work especially well together when played in sequence, helping the listeners pick up on ideas in the music they’ve never heard before. [...]
The Toyota Proposal
On March 17, 2006, I proposed to my girlfriend via an elaborate multi-step proposal event that involved a rented Toyota Yaris as a key player. During the post-engagement, pre-wedding planning, I wondered idly if I could bargain with Toyota to score my bride and I some corporate wedding sponsorship dollars in exchange for some free, [...]
How to get free drinks at Starbucks
or, Stickin’ it to the man with the Starbucks Duetto Visa To make this trick work for you, you’ll need to be… [ ] A Royal Bank of Canada account holder (or willing to become one) [ ] A Starbucks drinker (a weekly one, not a daily one) [ ] Interested in saving money [ [...]
Tom & Sarah – I’m Still Wishing
This afternoon, I created a new song, out of two pre-existing songs. The first one is “I’m Still Here” by Tom Waits, and the second is “Your Wish is My Wish” by Sarah Slean. I guess it’s probably better in concept than it is in execution, but here you go. It’s still a very pretty [...]
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Feist and Sufjan Stevens Mash-up
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Lord of the Ringworm
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Yep, this archaic archive of articles and projects is a little outdated. BUT! At one point, these were cutting edge. Or least, relatively useful/funny. They were made, painstakingly, by Kevan Gilbert: you know, from Vancouver, works for a web agency, sometimes makes up songs, is a totally dorky dad and husband. More boring details on the