Today, I stepped on the Skytrain and was immediately surrounded by approximately 327 six-year-olds wearing toques and waving stuffed bunnies in the air. It seemed all the children in Burnaby had been ordered to evacuate the city en masse, and head towards downtown Vancouver. At least, it appeared that way until a Grown Up shouted [...]
Blogging by numbers
Number of days since I last blogged: 29 Number of kilometers I’ve moved since last post: 979 Population of my previous city of residence: 28,927 Population of my new city of residence: 202,799 Square footage of previous residence: Over 2000 Square footage of new residence: 805 Time it used to take me to get to [...]
Celebrity Iranian President Lookalikes
I have recently detected a surprising resemblance between the president of Iran, and two notable movie stars. The two young Hollywood meat-cakes are commonly known as Jake Gyllenhall (of Donnie Darko, Jarhead and Brokeback Mountain fame), and Ryan Gosling, who was in that one movie about the history teacher on drugs. The president of Iran [...]
Countdown to the Folk Festival
This Wednesday, my friend Harrison arrives in Calgary on a magical jetplane. On Thursday night, a trio consisting of myself, my wife and Harrison will be attending something called the Calgary Folk Festival. Our weekend passes guarantee us four days of concerts by world-class musicians like Neko Case, Rufus Wainwright, Hawksley Workman, Sarah Slean, and [...]
Long weekend blitz
Here’s what we did over May long weekend: Went camping in the backyard That’s “the backyard” in quotes, of course, because it’s more like a small lawn-bowling pitch. Unfortunately, we only made it until 2:45 am, due to the extremely noisy suburban prairie winds keeping us awake. Made waffles But not JUST waffles…bacon as well. [...]
Kevan and Kendra’s Budgeting Tips for Newlyweds
My wife Kendra and I have been married since August 2006. In the process of combining our respective incomes, bank accounts and shopping priorities, it quickly became clear that if we didn’t develop a system for managing our money, we would very quickly not have any. So after some brainstorming, some inspiration, and a whole [...]
Dream: The internet is an endless white room
This is another dream I had, also during the early morning hours of March 10, 2007. My wife and are on the inside of an enormous skyscraper. There are no upper levels, only a bottom floor — it is just one enormous chamber. The floor, walls and ceiling are all painted white. Through the whiteness, [...]
Dream: The Twin Stories of the Pellegrino Professionals
I had a fascinating dream last night. I woke up at 5:30 am with it still ringing in my mind, and knew I should write it down. I left my room and went into the study to type out all the notes and details I could remember, and then re-wrote it in narrative form later. [...]
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