Burn, baby, Burnaby
By Kevan • Jul 8th, 2007 • Category: Life
If you check with your hippocampus, you might have a memory stored about my recent announcement that my wife and I are migrating to the city of Vancouver. Today’s update is to declare that we have officially found a place to live, which we are quite excited about.
Our new residence is part of of a low-rise (four-storey) condo in Burnaby, BC. It’s a short walk from Royal Oak station, another short walk from Metrotown mall. We’re in a condo that spans 805 square feet and has two bedrooms. It was built in 2004, and comes complete with free, secured underground visitors parking…that means that when you come visit us, you can let your vehicle frolic in a safe and cozy environment with other happy cars, instead of abandoning it to out to lie alone on the dark street, crying in the damp evening mist. It’s important to have a happy car.
So hey, the possession date is August 24! A little over a month left before we return to the land we shall soon identify as home.
Kevan is a life-size replica of a 5'8" tall human being, and comes with several interchangeable outfits and a realistic haircut. With a BA in Communications from Trinity Western University, Kevan’s professional writing, graphic design, web and creative consulting services are available for hire. Kevan resides with his beautiful wife Kendra in Vancouver, BC, and is generally a nice person.
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Party at the Gilberts!
That is seriously the best news EVER. Now I can throw away the life-size, cardboard cutout of Christian musician Margaret Becker that I covered with a headshot of Kevan Gilbert and hug every day.
Are you saying I have the body of Margaret Becker? I will be taking this as a wonderful compliment.
Cheers good sir!
We all trust the internet a great deal. It’s the stalkers and strangers who are to fear as they may be interested in the exact location of your new place of residence.
Ah yes, the stalkers. I have now taken appropriate measures to edit the article so it reveals much less personal information about our move.
nice to know your brother is looking out for you… & complicating the lives of your stalkers.
burnaby has never been so exciting.