It’s super easy! All you have to do is start a blog that appeals to an influential, tech-savvy and participatory demographic, get featured regularly on the front pages of Digg and Metafilter and Reddit and BoingBoing, make connections on a personal level with other well-known, microcelebrity bloggers like Jason Kottke and John Chow and that ProBlogger guy, monetize your blog using third-party advertising plugins like Google Adsense, TextLinkAds, or AuctionAds, write a minimum of three posts per day, ensure that each post is swamped with an overwhelming amount of links, build your RSS subscriber list to over 5,000 regular readers, sign up for additional blog services such as ReviewMe and PayPerPost, devote additional time to adding personalized content to other web services such as Flickr, Twitter, Last.fm, Virb, MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Bebo and LinkedIn, and continue contributing to other web communities, discussion forums and community blogs that you’re a part of in order to keep up critical web connections.

But first you’ll have to purchase your own domain name and set up all your FTP information, select and install and customize an appropriate WordPress theme, configure a multitude of helpful WordPress plugins, widget and supplements, burn your site’s RSS feed using Feedburner, and prepare your site’s podcast using FeedPlayer, but don’t forget to boost your Technorati ranking, your Alexa ranking and your Google ranking, ensure that your blog is search engine optimized (SEO) for targeted keywords, launch a Google AdWords campaign to bring in extra traffic, send out a regular newsletter to your subscriber list, bring your Blackberry or mobile phone with you to most social engagements to ensure you’re being constantly updated about important developments on the web so you can post about it on your own site and take advantage of new services that might help your site, and ensure that your own RSS subscriptions include feeds from places like TechCrunch, Engadget and Lifehacker.

Additionally, you’ll need to ensure that you stay in close contact with your real-life friends, your family and your significant other, and make sure you allot adequate time during your day to spend time outside, get regular exercise, eat healthily and stick to a consistent workout schedule, while continuing to keep up your day job to ensure you are earning enough money to keep you afloat before your blog makes it big, although you’d be free to take the plunge and quit your job early just to devote more time to optimizing your blog, and don’t forget to document your blog-building adventures ON your blog as you go along to ensure that your progress is well-tracked and that everybody knows how much work you’re putting into things.

By following these helpful steps, you should start seeing results IMMEDIATELY. If you need any evidence, just take this site! Since February, I have devoted over 150 hours to building this website, and I have already made $6.34 in ad revenue alone, and that’s just after three months! I also have an RSS subscriber list that well surpasses 9 (nine) unique subscribers. I have even submitted posts from my site to Digg multiple times, and every post has scored more than 2 diggs each, one of them even getting as many as 5 diggs! Lastly, my credibility has gone through the roof. A brief look at my Technorati ranking shows my site is in the top 300,000 of all blogs on the Internet! And best of all, my level of personal self-satisfaction is at an all time high, knowing that all of the energy, time and creativity that I’ve devoted to my blog is paying off BIG-TIME in the form of deep and sincere online relationships with fellow bloggers, and by the incredible amount of money I continue to make each day. Thank God for blogging.