A little while ago, I announced an amazing contest that any living human was able to enter. The objective was simple: think up your own tagline for my website, and you could win a huge prize. The contest is still going on, but I’d like to share with you the pleasing results I’ve received so far.

From Dixon Wixie:
Your source for civilized digital drivel and short quarter-horses.

From Harrison Mooney:
Falling somewhere between cornish game hen and smoking when it comes to awesomeness.

Ubiquitously drunk with power for no logical reason whatsoever.

Often said to be the Holy Grail of sacred, gilded cups.

Your source for the sort of nonsense that distracts people from their difficult lives.

Thank you for these concise, nice and precise taglines. I will be adding them to the rotation of words that appear in the top right-hand corner of this website. In the meantime, please continue to send in your submissions. You can WIN BIG, GET LNKZ ON MY S1TE AND MAKE FAMUS!!!